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You'll recognize it right away - the expression that says you've had enough!!! For those times when you can't, let our exclusive Screaming Simon scream for you . With the most expressive face we've ever seen, Simon is so lifelike you'll swear you know him. Cast in quality designer resin for home or garden, he is multi-faceted: You may lay him face up in the garden, hang him above your computer or even over the bathroom scale. Medium: 5"Wx4"Dx9½"H. 1 lb.
Good news: Most orders over $50 qualify for free ground shipping. Standard orders under $50 have a minimum fixed shipping & handling charge. If your purchase requires an additional shipping fee, it will be noted and calculated at checkout.
Shipping is available only to physical addresses within the contiguous United States.